I’ m in my late 20s, and I’m finally starting to figure out what I want in a woman. More importantly, after having to deal with a lot of shit from tons of women, I know what I don’t want to see in a woman. So let’s strike a chord and put it out there in the open – Here are 15 types of girls every guy is tired of dating
The girl who keeps “losing your number” and getting a new phone every month
Just give it to me straight. “Hey, I’m not that into you.” All that jabber jabber about how you lost your phone along with my number in it is getting old. It’s a classic breakup tactic and we’ve all heard about it. Hopefully, a few months from now, you’ll get drunk and hit me up. Till then, bye bye.
The annoying selfie taker
In the bathroom, click. At the mall, click click. Your friend’s baby shower, click click click! What are you trying to be, the next Kardashian? Taking a selfie after every ten steps is getting old… and so is your selfie stick.
“When a woman takes selfies compulsively (especially the duck face), it diminishes my view of her intelligence and maturity,” says single dad, Ryan
Being a chronic selfie-addict clearly spells out an attention-seeking narcissist, and no man wants that in his life. My mom will probably slap you when you come to visit.
The girl who is on her phone the entire date
Dating Expert, Jonathan Bennett, speaks for us all when he says, “If a woman can’t stay off her phone while on the date, that’s it. It’s a non-starter.” We both agreed to this date to try and see if we can hit it off, or perhaps push what we have forward… and you thought this was the best time to play Candy Crush on your phone? Shame on you. Speaking of dates, read 10 Things you Should Never Say About Yourself on the First Date
The girl who is always drinking and partying
Having fun is good for your stress, and we all want to let loose every once in a while. But as guys, sometimes we just want to chill at home and watch a movie.
“I’ve learned that no matter how open-minded you are, if you let people who have toxic addictions into your life, you’re inviting a lot of other issues as well,” says, Freeby, an expert photographer in New York.
Tom Kearns, a dating life coach, continues to explain. “A woman who still wants to party and club every night, only worrying about where the next party is, can be too much for most guys.”
Bottom line, we want a woman who can party just as much as she can chill at home and cook a decent meal.
The girl who makes every guy her personal photographer
Listen, I am not the paparazzi. I get that you want to look good in your Instagram photos with all that shady makeup against the brick wall, and while I may be OK with capturing all that hotness in your phone every once in a while, making me your personal photographer every single hour is twisting my arm a bit too far.
The girl who asks “So what are we?” immediately after sex
We just had sex, Susan. I get that this is an imperative topic, and at some point, we are going to have this conversation… but we just had sex! Can’t we save this discussion for later? Better yet, can’t we talk about it before having the sex? Hearing “so what are we? OMG, we can’t keep doing this” every time we hook up is not how I want to spend the rest of my weekends. Make it clear from the start.
The girl who can’t stop texting you
I know I started the conversation when we first met. Then, somehow, you got too attached and now you can’t stop texting me. Well, I am flattered. But I didn’t sign up for this. Your friends will tell you all that crap about how men suck at communication, and how we are all the same blah blah blah. The truth is, we like talking to you, just not that often. We need some breathing space too. And just so you know, the answer to “How’s your day?” will always be “Fine” regardless of how many times you ask
The girl who is ashamed of where she lives
We’ve been dating for six months now, and I’m still not allowed to come over to your place. The fact that you are still hiding where you live scares me, a lot. I know the economy is tough, and I don’t care about how your place looks. Coming over and spending some time with you and you place will give me the ultimate closure I need. We don’t even have to do it every day… unless you have a Jacuzzi (then I’m moving in). I just don’t want to spend my life with you thinking that the reason I can’t come over is because you harvest people’s teeth.
The girl who is always saying she can’t cheat on her boyfriend but jumps into bed with every guy
We just met for ‘drinks’, because, apparently, you ‘forgot’ to tell me you have a boyfriend. I dared you to come over, and you gracefully agreed. Now we are in bed, naked, doing you know what, even though two hours ago you were yammering about how you love your boyfriend and how you can never cheat on him. I honestly feel sorry for that guy.
The cougar lady who is always looking for someone to cheat with
As I said, I’m in my late 20s and finally starting to figure out my life. I barely have enough time to work and still hang out with my friends. Long story short, I have too much on my plate right now. The last thing I want is to have to drive you two hours out of town just so we can have sex in a shitty hotel room without your husband finding out. It’s just not worth my time.
The girl who ‘goes with the wind”
A woman with no opinion is just as irking as a rapper who uses auto-tune. Nobody wants to date a wishy-washy woman who agrees with everything they say.
“Successful men engage in self-improvement constantly,” says life coach, Bennett. “They don’t want to settle down with someone who lacks any sort of personal drive and ambition.”
All I want in life is someone I’m physically attracted to, who vibes with my intelligence. Someone who can outsmart me. That’s my weakness.
The girl who wants to fake a whole relationship just to have sex with you
I want to have sex. You want to have sex. But you don’t want me to think you are easy.so you want a ‘relationship’ first. Where is the sense?
The girl who took a simple aspect of her life and made it everybody’s business
Ok great, you are a vegan. But what does that have to do with our relationship? I’m tired of having to listen to you every night talking about broccoli is better than chicken. I think we all agree with Damona Hoffman when she says, “Aside from being unable to take you to my favorite steakhouse, saying you are a vegan sometimes gives the impression that you are too rigid to date.” I’m sorry
The girl who only wants to date you when you are dating someone else
You made it very clear from the first day – you just want to be friends. Now three months later, I have a new girlfriend, and suddenly, you are emotionally available. Stop messing with my head. It’s not cool. Read Classic Mind Games Women Play on Men
Fake online profiles
When I first joined Twitter, my first follower was a blonde woman, Charlotte Green. In her profile photo, she was in a see-through shirt, licking some lucky ice-cream. I thought I had hit the jackpot. So I swoop right into her inbox and send my first message. She double-texts me back! I spend the next 10 minutes texting back, only to realize she is a bot. Probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done online.