Pickup lines are the next best thing to pizza and women. While you may be confident and self-possessed when meeting women, a little flirting never hurt anybody. When you’re out in a bar or a noisy club, you will probably not have any form of decent conversation with any woman; not with all the noise and alcoholics around. So why not get corky with some cheesy pickup lines and flirt with the hotties. Here are 23 kinky pickup lines that may land you a fun night, or a slap in the face; there is no in between!
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- I was not staring at your breasts, I was looking at your heart
- I’m actually not this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet
- I’m Asian, I will eat your cat
- Heard you were talking to a genie. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- What are you doing tonight, besides me?
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
- Are you Cinderella, Cause I see that dress coming off tonight
- Wow! Are those real?
- You smell like trash, can I take you out?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?
- Why are standing here alone when you could be sitting on my face?
- Do you smoke pot? Cause weed be good together
- I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get
- Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
- You, Me, Handcuffs, whipped cream; what do you say?
- You’re really hot for such a short girl
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back
- Remember my name, you will be screaming it later
- I want you to be the girl who takes away my virginity
- Do you like pizza? Cause you’re about to get a pizza this dick
- You: Can I have your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: I have a Math test tomorrow
You: I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things we cheat on